3-choo! (now with real sneezing!)

[waffuport]

Phone

Everybody, I got my rune back in the mail today! I can use it to send you places, so if anybody ever wants help going somewhere you can just ask me! Then school and work and the ice cream place won't seem so far away anymore, if you think they're far away. Oh, also I---ah......ah.....ah.........

[a long moment of silence.]

....ah-choo!!

[This is followed by the sound of someone dropping the telephone! and then failing to hang up. Oops?]

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[Hello Mayfield. How's life today? Are you at home? At work? School? Going shopping, maybe? Wherever you are, there is now also a Viki. She might even have landed on you! Don't worry though, she's not hurt!

Feel free to run into her wherever, whenever, however! Hope she doesn't embarrass you.]

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[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, mamzel, you appear to have teleported atop of me. [ Says the face down Astartes. ]

[Outside walking] Sorry for all the edits. My bad

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Ken's just walking to the park, minding his own business when...SUDDEN VIKI TO THE HEAD OH GOD THE HUMANITY.]

ow..............what the...?

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[waffuport]

Huh? What? [She looks down at her new seat and rather quickly scrambles off.] Oh...oh, I'm sorry! Are you okay??

[Outside walking] no apologies necessary!

[waffuport]

[Sadly Viki doesn't seem to have realized she's landed on anybody, and stands up to take a look at the surroundings.]

Hm? Where's this?

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

I am Astartes. I am not harmed.

[ he stands. Holy hell is he talled and armored, he's bigger and more heavily armored than even a Zexen knight. ]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[With a groan Ken hauls himself up]

You're by the park...and hey! Shouldn't you apologize for landing on someone?! What's the big idea anyways?!

[waffuport]

Oh, that's good. I'm Viki! Where are we right now, do you know?

[Completely unfazed by the giant! Though she does have to crane her neck quite a bit.]

[commentboxtroll]

[Caesar can't even get some peace and quiet in his own room, apparently. He's lounging on his bed, miserably attempting to get through a chapter in some book when...]

AH!

[...a Viki landing on him out of thin air was not expected.]

[waffuport]

The park? [But wait, what was that voice--]

Ah!! I'm sorry! Did you fall? Are you hurt??

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I didn't fall! You fell on me! Were you in a tree or somethin'?

And...no. I'm ok.

[float-like-a.livejournal.com]

[LANDED ON]

Viki?

[waffuport]

[Oh, a soft landing! That was unexpected.]

...What a nice room!

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

[Gat's going a volunteer shift at Mayfield's fire station, making sure the fire engine's as red and as shiny as it ought to be. Although right now he's cleaning the cabin interior.]

[And is quite surprised to see a Viki appear in one of the cabin seats.]

[No there is not a phone in his hand.]

What th'—?

[waffuport]

I did?...Oh, no, I was on the phone! And then I sneezed.

I'm glad you're okay though! That's a good thing.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

How's sneezing connecting to falling out of the blue on me?

[waffuport]

What? Oh, hello! It's nice to see you again!

[completely forgetting to get off you sorry]

[float-like-a.livejournal.com]

It's nice to see you too, but...

[shifting a little]

...would you mind letting me up?

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[waffuport]

[Oh dear she's never been in a fire engine before.]

Huh? What? Where am I??

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

You're at th' Mayfield Fire Station, ma'am.

How'd you wind up here?

[Gat really hopes this isn't someone Mayfield just kidnapped. This would be all kinds of awkward.]

[waffuport]

Oh, it happens all the time! It's perfectly normal.

[commentboxtroll]

[It's kind of a mess, to be honest... with papers and half-finished maps pinned up all over the walls. Mostly to cover whatever 50s posters that may have been there before.]

...this cannot be happening... [Oh, but it is.] Viki.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Normal? That still doesn't explain what the hell happened!

[waffuport]

...Oh! Oh, I'm sorry!

[getting up!]

Do you need any help?

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[waffuport]

Fire Station? Are there fires here?

[Hmm but she doesn't see any...]

...Oh, I sneezed! And now I'm here.

[waffuport]

It doesn't?