3-choo! (now with real sneezing!)

[waffuport]

Phone

Everybody, I got my rune back in the mail today! I can use it to send you places, so if anybody ever wants help going somewhere you can just ask me! Then school and work and the ice cream place won't seem so far away anymore, if you think they're far away. Oh, also I---ah......ah.....ah.........

[a long moment of silence.]

....ah-choo!!

[This is followed by the sound of someone dropping the telephone! and then failing to hang up. Oops?]

Action;everywhere

[Hello Mayfield. How's life today? Are you at home? At work? School? Going shopping, maybe? Wherever you are, there is now also a Viki. She might even have landed on you! Don't worry though, she's not hurt!

Feel free to run into her wherever, whenever, however! Hope she doesn't embarrass you.]

Comments

[waffuport]

Really? I've never met your mother before. Is that why your room's so messy?

[Taking this opportunity to poke around at your stuff.]

[commentboxtroll]

Yes. Really. She's too young to be my mother...

[He sits up again to watch Viki. What is she even doing? There isn't a whole lot of interest in the room. All the offending things from the previous drone occupant -- like the many sweater vests -- have been stuffed far back into the closet. The rest is just half-finished books and so many papers.]

No. It's messy because I don't bother with keeping it tidy.

[waffuport]

She is? I hadn't noticed.

[Ooh what book is this? And this one over here--oh hey you left your closet door open. Peeking in....]

Do you ever have trouble finding your stuff?

[commentboxtroll]

You hadn't? Why am I not surprised...

[It is like a sweater vest graveyard in that there closet.]

No, not really. I just tear through everything until I find what I need.

[waffuport]

Really? Wow, it's like a Caesar hurricane!

[She pulls a particularly ugly-looking sweater vest out for inspection. Who knew they even came in this color?]

Hey Caesar, I've never seen you wear this before!

[commentboxtroll]

[It is physically painful to even look at the monstrous item she is holding.]

Because I hate those things. They're what the drone wears, not me.

[waffuport]

Really? I kinda like them, they're really colorful.

[And her taste in clothes is amazing. But a single shake of this vest makes a surprising amount of dust fly up - you gotta clean up in there, Caesar.]

....Ah.......

[commentboxtroll]

If you like them, feel free to take them.

[Nope. He hopes if he ignores the closet long enough, they will all just disintegrate into dust.]

[waffuport]

Ah......ahh.....aaahhh.....

[Sadly, it seems this is too much dust for Viki to handle.]

Aachooo-!