1-choo!

[waffuport]

Action;1766 Beaver Street
[While finding herself in strange new settings isn't very surprising at all, waking up in bed with completely different clothes is. So if her brand new family doesn't hear her in her room going "What? What? What??" like some sort of one-trick parrot, or the occasional "Hello?" as she wanders through the house, they'll find her still in her pajamas, investigating the fridge. Open, close. Open...close. Open--ooh is that an apple?]

I wonder who made this box so cold?

Phone
--'s this? Is it a gadget? Maybe if I do something it'll talk! Hmm...

[This is followed by the sound of her apparently playing with the dial.]

Hello? Hello? Mister Gadget, can you hear me? I wonder if Meg would know how it worked.

Comments

phone

[solarbrace.livejournal.com]

Likewise. I imagine you've just recently arrived?

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

I think golems can be made out of anything, so long as it's not organic.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[l-lol oh Viki...]

Weeeelll, not everyone, but there are a lot of us now! It used to be just me up until a couple months ago.

A party would be fun, though~

[phone]

[waffuport]

Okay! Let's try our best~!

phone

[waffuport]

I did, yes! How did you know? Do you live here?

[waffuport]

Really? Well they could have been golems then, I suppose. I never did ask.

phone

[solarbrace.livejournal.com]

For about two weeks now. I'm recently arrived as well, so I suppose I can relate to the feeling of confusion upon initial arrival.

[waffuport]

Really? I'm glad you're not alone anymore! That's never very fun. Do you think there's a lot of people I know?

We could invite all the people we don't know too!

phone

[waffuport]

You're new too? Wow, that's a funny coincidence! Do all the new people get confused when we get here?

phone

[solarbrace.livejournal.com]

I can't say for certain, but it's a rather disorienting transition. I'd be surprised if anyone wasn't bewildered by it. But over time, you'll find you grow to adapt surprisingly quickly.

phone

[waffuport]

Oh, well, I think I'm kind of used to it by now, though I've never seen a place like this before. There's so many strange things in this house!

phone

[solarbrace.livejournal.com]

"Used to it"? How so?

But yes, this place is very different from where I come from as well. The devices are rather perplexing...

phone

[waffuport]

Sometimes when I sneeze, you see, I end up somewhere else! Like another room, or another country, or something.

Do you know what all of these things are? There's a box full of frozen food!

phone

[solarbrace.livejournal.com]

[...what...]

I'm afraid I think I misheard you. Were you saying... something about sneezing? [because that couldn't have been right, could it?]

Oh, yes, I've seen that. It's rather interesting, isn't it? You can heat and thaw it, and the result is much better than I would have expected.

phone

[waffuport]

Yes, yes, sneezing! Or normal teleporting too, I guess. Sometimes I make mistakes. [If only her rune hadn't disappeared on her.]

You can thaw it? Is there something that makes fire here too? That's really interesting, I should try looking for it!

[commentboxtroll]

[Good to know he ranks up there with beavers, Viki. :|]

I'm at 847 Goldberg Street. [What else does he need to tell her... oh.] And don't touch the milk that gets left on the doorsteps. It's all poisonous.

phone

[solarbrace.livejournal.com]

What does sneezing have to do with teleporting...? [sorry he's having trouble making the connection.]

There are tools in the kitchen for that, yes. Ah, but you might want to proceed with caution, they're a little tricky and could be dangerous if handled incorrectly.

[waffuport]

[Hey hey beavers are awesome. Like ducks. Ducks are awesome too.]

Goldberg? That's like Silverberg! I--[wait] P-p-p-poison???

phone

[waffuport]

Well, I teleport when I sneeze!

Tricky? Maybe I can ask somebody to help then! I wouldn't want to set anything on fire.

[commentboxtroll]

It is, yeah. [Sigh.] Yes. Poison. Mayfield is a dangerous place, Viki.

[waffuport]

But then...why would they poison the milk? Did they poison all of it? I hope nobody drinks it, that'd be bad...!

[commentboxtroll]

Only the milk the Milkman leaves is poisonous. Everything else is safe.

[For now.]

The Milkman is a lunatic. I don't think he has any actual reason to why he does it.

[waffuport]

Really? I guess that's kind of good...Do you think somebody can stop the milkman somehow? He shouldn't keep doing stuff like that.

[commentboxtroll]

I get the idea that he's killed everyone who has tried.

phone

[solarbrace.livejournal.com]

...that must be very inconvenient.

Are there others in your home that might help?