3-choo! (now with real sneezing!)

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Phone

Everybody, I got my rune back in the mail today! I can use it to send you places, so if anybody ever wants help going somewhere you can just ask me! Then school and work and the ice cream place won't seem so far away anymore, if you think they're far away. Oh, also I---ah......ah.....ah.........

[a long moment of silence.]

....ah-choo!!

[This is followed by the sound of someone dropping the telephone! and then failing to hang up. Oops?]

Action;everywhere

[Hello Mayfield. How's life today? Are you at home? At work? School? Going shopping, maybe? Wherever you are, there is now also a Viki. She might even have landed on you! Don't worry though, she's not hurt!

Feel free to run into her wherever, whenever, however! Hope she doesn't embarrass you.]

Comments

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[Oh, a soft landing! That was unexpected.]

...What a nice room!

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[It's kind of a mess, to be honest... with papers and half-finished maps pinned up all over the walls. Mostly to cover whatever 50s posters that may have been there before.]

...this cannot be happening... [Oh, but it is.] Viki.

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[Oh, but those maps are so interesting! She vaguely wonders if she can add a little to them.]

.....Oh, hello Caesar! Did you just get here too?

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[She could! Though she would have to deal with a further annoyed Caesar later...]

No. This is my room, Viki.

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[But they need more notes! And color!]

It is?...Now that you mention it, it does look like a Caesar kind of room.

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[They have plenty of notes! Look at all the tiny notes. So many notes.]

It is... hey! What do you mean it 'looks like a Caesar kind of room'?

[waffuport]

[Bigger notes! Happier notes! More interesting notes! Maybe a couple pictures too, but we can leave that for Millie.]

Well, I think an Apple kind of room would be neater, right? And an Eleanor kind of room would have more bottles in it.

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[Caesar is going to be weirded out if he starts finding big, happy notes pasted all over his srs bsns notes.]

...I... guess. Yeah, she keeps things neat. [He frowns.] Who?

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[Notes like "This place has good cookies!"]

Miss Elenor! She's a tactician. I never really talked to her, but I remember she had lots of maps and a whole shelf full of bottles in her room.

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[But there are no cookies!]

...I feel like I should know who that is. [Caesar paying attention to history lessons, lolno.] Viki. You're still sitting on me.

[In case she's forgotten.]

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-Coming in, without knocking, basket full of laundry.-

WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

[waffuport]

Should you? [Looooooooooooooooong pause in which she doesn't hear that next comment.] ....Oh yeah, I think she was--

--Oh! Hello Mrs. Caesar's Mother!

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[How could she not hear-- uh oh.]

Apparently barging into my room is becoming a trend in Mayfield...

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

What is going on in here?!

[waffuport]

Um, we're talking! Is something wrong?

[commentboxtroll]

...and is it any of your business in the first place?

[His room is being invaded. He's going to opt for being stand-offish! Also he's going to try and sit up, even with Viki still sitting on him, so beware.]

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Caesar! Are you trying to take advantage of Viki! -And Virginia is going to interpret being stand-offish as guilt.-

[waffuport]

Advantage?--Caesar were you doing that?? [She turns to him in surprise! Also scoots off him and onto the bed.]

Just tagging once, since I can't resist making my not!son's life worse :D

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[Balin's down in the living room, lying on the couch and trying to sleep off a migraine from what happened earlier that day. Of course, all the commotion and yelling going on in Caesar's bedroom makes that hard. And he interprets it the worst way possible.]

[Annoyed, Balin smacks the wall with the side of a fist to get Caesar's attention.]

YO! CAESAR! KEEP IT DOWN IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NAKED WRESTLING MATCH WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

whyyyyyyyy 9OAO9

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[What. What?! WHAT!!!]

No! She just appeared in here! What are you even insinuating-- [Oh, thanks Balin, thanks for answering that for him.] I'M NOT! SHE ISN'T!

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You'd better start explaining yourself in a way that makes sense, boy!

[waffuport]

[So...confusing.....]

...I don't remember wrestling. Are you in trouble for wrestling, Caesar?

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[And irritating. How can they even jump to such conclusions?!]

Viki can teleport, Virginia. I'm sure she's only here by accident. [He glances over at the girl in question.] You have your Blinking Rune back, is that right?

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Miss Viki, is this true? Is that what happened?

[waffuport]

Hm?--Oh, yes, I got my rune back! That's right.

[And now she is smiling again.]

Wow Caesar, you're really smart!