3-choo! (now with real sneezing!)

[waffuport]

Phone

Everybody, I got my rune back in the mail today! I can use it to send you places, so if anybody ever wants help going somewhere you can just ask me! Then school and work and the ice cream place won't seem so far away anymore, if you think they're far away. Oh, also I---ah......ah.....ah.........

[a long moment of silence.]

....ah-choo!!

[This is followed by the sound of someone dropping the telephone! and then failing to hang up. Oops?]

Action;everywhere

[Hello Mayfield. How's life today? Are you at home? At work? School? Going shopping, maybe? Wherever you are, there is now also a Viki. She might even have landed on you! Don't worry though, she's not hurt!

Feel free to run into her wherever, whenever, however! Hope she doesn't embarrass you.]

Comments

[waffuport]

Um, we're talking! Is something wrong?

[commentboxtroll]

...and is it any of your business in the first place?

[His room is being invaded. He's going to opt for being stand-offish! Also he's going to try and sit up, even with Viki still sitting on him, so beware.]

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Caesar! Are you trying to take advantage of Viki! -And Virginia is going to interpret being stand-offish as guilt.-

[waffuport]

Advantage?--Caesar were you doing that?? [She turns to him in surprise! Also scoots off him and onto the bed.]

Just tagging once, since I can't resist making my not!son's life worse :D

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin's down in the living room, lying on the couch and trying to sleep off a migraine from what happened earlier that day. Of course, all the commotion and yelling going on in Caesar's bedroom makes that hard. And he interprets it the worst way possible.]

[Annoyed, Balin smacks the wall with the side of a fist to get Caesar's attention.]

YO! CAESAR! KEEP IT DOWN IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NAKED WRESTLING MATCH WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

whyyyyyyyy 9OAO9

[commentboxtroll]

[What. What?! WHAT!!!]

No! She just appeared in here! What are you even insinuating-- [Oh, thanks Balin, thanks for answering that for him.] I'M NOT! SHE ISN'T!

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

You'd better start explaining yourself in a way that makes sense, boy!

[waffuport]

[So...confusing.....]

...I don't remember wrestling. Are you in trouble for wrestling, Caesar?

[commentboxtroll]

[And irritating. How can they even jump to such conclusions?!]

Viki can teleport, Virginia. I'm sure she's only here by accident. [He glances over at the girl in question.] You have your Blinking Rune back, is that right?

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Miss Viki, is this true? Is that what happened?

[waffuport]

Hm?--Oh, yes, I got my rune back! That's right.

[And now she is smiling again.]

Wow Caesar, you're really smart!

[commentboxtroll]

...it's kind of obvious.

[Oh Viki. Well. Hopefully that's enough to clear his name, even if she never actually answered Virginia's question.]

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Wait, she's just giving an answer you fed her!

[waffuport]

I am? But I did get my rune back...I tried to tell everybody with the phone, but then I sneezed.

[commentboxtroll]

I don't need to feed her answers! The Blinking Rune is used for teleportation and that's the rune she has. That she's here at all is by accident! Is that really so hard for you to believe?

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Well... Alright.

I'm sorry for misunderstanding, Caesar.

[waffuport]

[Looking back and forth between you two...back...forth...wait...]

...Does that mean everyone's okay now?

[commentboxtroll]

Yes, it should be fine now. [He glances from Ginny to Viki for a second, then back again.] I don't see how you could even think that's what was going on. It's Viki...

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Hey, she's a pretty girl and you're a teenage boy. It's not exactly a bold assumption.

[waffuport]

Oh wow, you think I'm pretty? You're really pretty too, you know!

[She pauses for a moment, looking at Caesar....nah. Have a smile, Ginny!]

[commentboxtroll]

You think she's...

[Again, he looks between the two of them, before rolling his eyes and finding some other part of the room to pay attention to.

No further comment.]

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

What?

You don't agree?

[waffuport]

Maybe Caesar wants to be pretty too?

[commentboxtroll]

[There is a trap in that question. He just knows it.]

On which count? [Caesar used evade! And can't help but give Viki a look of over-exaggerated suffering.] No, no thanks. I can do without a makeover...

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

Just answer the question, Caesar.