3-choo! (now with real sneezing!)

[waffuport]

Phone

Everybody, I got my rune back in the mail today! I can use it to send you places, so if anybody ever wants help going somewhere you can just ask me! Then school and work and the ice cream place won't seem so far away anymore, if you think they're far away. Oh, also I---ah......ah.....ah.........

[a long moment of silence.]

....ah-choo!!

[This is followed by the sound of someone dropping the telephone! and then failing to hang up. Oops?]

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[Hello Mayfield. How's life today? Are you at home? At work? School? Going shopping, maybe? Wherever you are, there is now also a Viki. She might even have landed on you! Don't worry though, she's not hurt!

Feel free to run into her wherever, whenever, however! Hope she doesn't embarrass you.]

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[waffuport]

[....they totally should.]

Oh wow, it's got all sorts of things! I bet you could save everyone with one of these.

[So excited! She's leaning dangerously far out the window just to look at everything.]

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

[That's just what the town needs. Shirou Emiya as a firefighter. Gat does chuckle at the notion, though.]

Well, I reckon we could, if this were any other town.

[Seriously, he's half-expecting the Milkman to take over as fire chief and then bomb the town with incendiary milk, after the business last month. Though that train of thought is derailed when he sees Viki poking all the way out of a window.]

Ah—careful now, miss!

[Standing up just in case he needs to take action quickly.]

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[waffuport]

Other town? Wouldn't it work here? I think it'd work great here.

[And as she says this she reaches up, up, up in an attempt to look at the roof....and slips.]

Aah-!

[Luckily this just leaves her flailing halfway through the window. Or is that unluckily?]

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how Mayfield is—

[Oh crap. Well, he tried to warn her! Gat hurries over and tries to pick Viki up by her waist, and pull her away from the window.]

—Tol' ya to be careful!

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[waffuport]

[Viki allows herself to be pulled back, looking no worse for wear and only slightly startled.]

Ah, I'm sorry! I guess I shouldn't have leaned out so far, huh?

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't want to slip an' hurt your head, right?

[Or worse! Gat sets her back down.]

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[waffuport]

Right, right! That'd be horrible, I wouldn't want to do that.

[Happily reseated! And now she's investigating the dashboard.]

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

[Gat studies her reaction. Something about it reminds him of the way Aurica behaved with the telephone, which probably means ...]

I reckon you ain't got vehicles like this where you're from?

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[waffuport]

[The question stops her in her tracks.]

Oh! How did you know?

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

You're actin' like you ain't never seen one before.

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[waffuport]

Oh, oh, um...that's because it's true! I've never seen anything so big and red like this before!

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

[Gat chuckles slightly.]

I was speakin' more about th' vehicles around town, generally. Th' cars and trucks. Not just this here fire engine.

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[waffuport]

Oh...well, I've seen those car things on the street before! But I've never been in one before.

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

[Gat nods.]

'S'what I thought. They didn't have anythin' like 'em back in your world, I figure.

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[waffuport]

There were ships and carriages and dragons! I'd like to ride a dragon someday.

[The thought brings a smile to her face.]

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

Heh. Personally I ain't ever met a dragon that wasn't a mean cuss.

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[waffuport]

A cuss? What's that?

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

[Whoops. Gat admonishes himself; not everyone's going to understand his diction!]

I uh—I meant th' dragons I've usually faced were th' hostile, rampagin' type. Never met a docile one.

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[waffuport]

Oohhh. There's hostile rampaging ones where I'm from too! Or at least there's hostile ones. I don't think I've ever met one myself. But Futch has his very own dragon! It's big and white and friendly.

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

[Gat allows himself a slight smile.]

Nice to hear they ain't all that bad where you're from. That Futch fella ever let people ride his?

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[waffuport]

Umm...he does! But I never asked him for a turn.

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

That'd be somethin' to do when we finally get outta this town.

[Just better do it before you sneeze yourself out of the space-time continuum again!]

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[waffuport]

Yeah! Maybe I can go find him again and ask.

[Sadly she's already sneezed away all chances of riding Futch's dragon.]

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[nanocerancowboy.livejournal.com]

[You could say she ... *sunglasses* Futch'ed up!]

Speakin' of which—

[Gat holds out a hand for Viki to shake.]

Name's Falk Gatt.

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[waffuport]

[Oh nooooo not the puns...!!]

Falk?

[o-oh wait introductions she totally forgot about that---taking that hand then!]

My name's Viki! Viki, um.....Adamant! [Mayfield names yaaay~]